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The Devil Made Me - September 2006

Vegas the Pug

September 27th 2006 07:26

vegas the pug

Ive been busy the last two days and have many things i wish to tell you all but keep running out of time. So i thought i would share something with you. Vegas. Vegas is a pug, a bloody funny creature. This littleman is a joker, i believe he was once a fat mobster, hence the name vegas.

Vegas goes to a park every sunday in Melb called Pugwood, here he plays with up to 50 other pugs, they snort and moan as only pugs do. Now i think Vegas is spoiled, my partner treats him as her child, he has a pretty good life, walks everyday, cuddles on demand, sleeps inside, treats all the time, kisses..the list goes on. But compared to the pugs at pugwood he seems neglected...lol They nearly all sleep in their owners beds, they never go out side (only to pugwood), they eat steaks and ice cream! (vegas eats well, but come on!) Vegas spends time outside when we are at work, he loves it, he chases birds, sunbakes etc, he is also much fitter than 99% of the pugs at pugwood, he was brought up on the Sunshine coast and ran on the beach nearly every day.
Anyway he is a great little companion, he watching me type this, he cant be away from you too long. Funny little man

ps

www.pugwood.com

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Posted By: Ran - Category: No Category

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Money Tranfer Schemes

September 25th 2006 00:31

Well who is a silly boy then.....i knew it maybe dodgy, but i hoped it wasnt. Anyway a new day helped me see that i didnt want to be be part of this..so instead i share it with you.
The company: JAREC PTY LTD
MSN contact to send hate mail: careers@jareconline.com

The Scam:The schemes claim to offer you a commission simply for receiving money into your bank account and then transferring it out again. The commission can range from between 7% to 15% of the amount transferred.

This job was advertised on Seek.com.au, an Australian job search website.

I even had a msn chat with them:

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?ran:? (9:16:30 AM)
good morning
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?careers@jareconline.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:? (9:19:42 AM)
Hello, my name is David, I am from JAREC PTY LTD Company.
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?careers@jareconline.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:? (9:19:48 AM)
Very nice to meet you. Can we speak about job now? I will ask you some questions, you must answer on it and aftter that we I will give you instructions and information.
Okay?
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?ran:? (9:19:57 AM)
ok
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?careers@jareconline.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:? (9:21:52 AM)
Thank you.
Do you have Commonwealth bank account?
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?ran:? (9:22:52 AM)
i will do in 20 min, i found your advert on sunday so am going to open up a new account as soon as the bank opens, which is in 10min
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?careers@jareconline.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:? (9:25:32 AM)
Okay, did you read job Agreement?
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?ran (9:25:34 AM)
i have an existing account but i do not wish to ues it for this.
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?ran? (9:25:37 AM)
yes i did
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?careers@jareconline.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:? (9:27:01 AM)
For this? What do you mean
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?careers@jareconline.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:? (9:27:04 AM)
we are not scam
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?careers@jareconline.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:? (9:27:10 AM)
we have ABN and we are registred company
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?ran:? (9:27:21 AM)
i did not say a scam
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?ran(9:27:39 AM)
i like to keep my accounts seperate
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?ran(9:28:13 AM)
i would not apply if i thought this was a scam. simple
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?careers@jareconline.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:? (9:28:43 AM)
okay
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?careers@jareconline.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:? (9:28:47 AM)
Okay, thank you.
Please, tell us. How do you want to receive money for your job? Daily or Monthly?
If you will choose daily, you will receive it every day on your bank account with money for exchange, it will be 100.00 AUD every day.
If you will choose monthly, you will receive it every month on your bank account or on your home address by company check. It will be 2,700 AUD every month.

So, how do you want to receive money for your job?

2,700.00 AUD It is based monthly payment for your job, we also pay for all taxes, fees and invoices.
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?ran(9:29:32 AM)
everyday please
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?careers@jareconline.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:? (9:31:13 AM)
Thank you. One second, I will inform our main manager.
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?careers@jareconline.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:? (9:32:56 AM)
We can start tomorrow in the morning, but before you must to open account in Commonwealth bank.
When you will open it today, you must inform us and we shall start tomorrow in the morning at 9:00 am by Sydney time.

You must come online in MSN at 9:00 am by Sydney time, okay?
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?ran? (9:33:51 AM)
ok, i will head down now, will you be online all day for me to inform you.
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?careers@jareconline.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:? (9:34:50 AM)
Thank you

In reading it back alarm bells ring very loudly, and to be totally honest it felt dodgy from the minute i read the advert on seek but i so wanted it to be an honest job..lol, oh well, hope this amuses and informs you lot, cheers
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Oh and below is the agreement you must sign..or not...lol

The Agreement:
AGREEMENT FOR PAYMENT COLLECTION SERVICES

This Agreement is a Contract between you hereinafter referred to as Processing Manager and JAREC PTY LTD® Company hereinafter referred to as Company ("we", "our" or "us" as appropriate).
This Agreement describes your and our rights and responsibilities in the context of providing services related to acceptance and redirection of transactions from our clients.
WHEREAS, Client has unpaid accounts which he desires to place with Processing Manager for collections from time to time.
NOW, THEREFORE, in consideration of the mutual covenants herein contained, the Parties hereto agree as follows:

1. SUBJECT OF THE AGREEMENT

1.1. In accordance with the present legal document the Client undertakes to provide transaction services and the Company undertakes to accept and to pay for the services rendered in the amount and terms, stipulated by the terms of the present Agreement.
1.2. The present Agreement comes into force and is considered valid provided the following conditions are observed:
1.2.1. The Agreement is signed by both parties or all incurred terms and conditions are observed by the Client.

2. GENERAL TERMS OF THE AGREEMENT

2.1. The Parties acknowledge the legal force of documents' records received via communication channels equal and as effective as the documents made in writing.

3. LIABILITIES OF THE PARTIES

3.1. Processing Manager is liable to:
3.1.1. Follow the provisions of the present Agreement
3.1.2. Provide and confirm the following data:
3.1.2.1. Legal status of residence in the country.
3.1.2.2. Copies of Identification documents (Passport or Driver License).
3.1.2.3. Bank account valid for accepting payments.
3.1.2.4. 1-2 business hours per day of free time to be spent for the job.
3.1.2.5. Telephone number available to be contacted by the Senior Manager (Mobile, work, home).
3.1.3.6 The Processing Manager agrees to transfer of 95% of the total amount paid by the Client, which after acceptance to the representative's account is acknowledged as the Company's assets, in accordance with the details and via the payment system specified by the Company within 24 business hours.

3.2. The Company agrees:
3.2.1. To follow all provisions of the Agreement.
3.2.2. To inform the Processing Manager about the transfer to his account no later than within one business day after the transaction is effected and to give further instructions.
3.2.3. To pay the Processing Manager for services rendered hereunder a fee based on a percentage of amounts recovered. The Company agrees to pay every month fixed 2,400.00 AUD by JAREC PTY LTD Company Check or on Your Bank account five per cent (5%) for all monies collected.
3.2.4. The Processing Manager shall not be liable for any expense incurred due to his/her incidental settlement of accounts or collection fee paid.
3.2.5. To advise Processing Manager on all questions related to co-operation during the duration period of the Agreement as stipulated herein.
3.2.6. This agreement may be terminated at any time by either Party by sending the other Party a 3 (three) days' written notice. The Processing Manager shall submit a list of accounts with payment arrangements. The Processing Manager shall retain possession of accounts until the payment arrangements are made. The Processing Manager shall be paid his/her fees for those accounts as stated in the article 3.2.

3.2.7 Fixed 2,700.00 AUD per monthh
Fixed 34,000.00 AUD per year and benefits
Job time: 1-2 hours free during the day, and 5-8 hours during the week
Free Exchanges with JAREC PTY LTD LTD.
Payment for all taxes, fees and etc.
Comprehensive medical and life insurance for you and your dependents
Weekends and holidays off
Great starting pay and annual raises
Direct deposit
Discounted stock purchase plan
Promotion from within
Training and skill building

4. LIABILITIES OF THE PARTIES

4.1. The Parties bear responsibility for non-performance or inadequate performance of their liabilities in the context of the present Agreement in accordance with the governing law of the USA and with respect of the provisions of the present Agreement.

5. FORCE MAJEURE

5.1. Neither Party shall be liable for any delay or non-performance of any provision of the present Agreement due to force majeure circumstances arising after the date of conclusion of the Agreement.

5.2. The following circumstances shall be acknowledged as force majeure events: fire, explosion, flood or other natural and industrial catastrophe; terror; warfare; strikes or labour difficulties; other unforeseen or precluded circumstances preventing the Parties to follow their liabilities stipulated by the Agreement.

5.3. The Party shall notify the other as promptly as practicable, but no later than 3 (three) working days of the occurrence of a force majeure event herewith. Failure or the delay to notify the other Party of force majeure events shall not release the Party from its liabilities hereunder.

IN WITNESS WHEREOF the undersigned have executed this Agreement as of the day and year first written above. The parties hereto agree that facsimile and E-mail signatures shall be as effective as if originals.

JAREC PTY LTD® Company [contractor’s name]

By:_______________________ By:____________________
Its: President Its: Processing Manager

Selected Information taken from: Fido.asic.gov.au

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Posted By: Ran - Category: No Category

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Bin Laden dead equals a safer world?

September 24th 2006 21:45

"If reports of Osama bin Laden's death are accurate, this would be a red letter day in the global campaign against terrorism, but we should not conclude that these reports are in any way confirmed," Mr Rudd told reporters in Melbourne.

I really don’t think that Osama dying of natural causes does anything to slow down the mad as fuck Muslims that share his ideals. A new leader will take over, hungry to show he can do better. More bombs more attacks and more fuel for the American machine to “fight the war on terrorism” Blah fucking Blah. America, mate look I love some things that you produce, you make some great music, some crap films that are great and some great films full stop. I love old school choppers, NASCAR, well that’s redneck heaven but its great, and I have met some fantastic people from America, im sure just like here in Australia just because the Government is corrupt, power hungry and deceitful warmongers that does not mean the population supports or follows those ideals.
Bush and his posse of Wild West nutters love bombing and invading, the film “Team America World Police” I think said many things that we all think. How did that film go down in America? It was fairly blunt in its portrayal of certain beliefs America holds.
The Twin Towers attack was horrible and it was a sad day, but when I heard people say, “what did we do?” “Why are they attacking us?” I was gob smacked, does the average Joe not know that the yanks have been blowing other parts of the world up for no good reason than personal gain. Sure the American defense force has helped, im sure they have, im sure that will be pointed out to me. But The Twin Towers was a retaliation, not first blood.
Anyway im doing the Blah Blah thing now. In closing old Bin Laden being dead wont slow the terrorist train, America (and they’re lapdogs England and Australia) are I hate to say it terrorists in their own way (well im sure that’s how the other side sees us) and that again it shows that Religion is a great excuse to go to to war, no my god is better than yours…. No mine is, mine..no mine, MINE IS!! MINE! Bang…Punch…Pow!

Ps yes I know that there is more to it than that but I don’t need to tell you that now do i.

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What have you been banned for?

September 23rd 2006 00:21

Have you ever been stopped? Restricted? Banned? Id like to hear what you have done, and why did the powers to be decide that you should not be allowed.
My first experience with being banned was when I was playing in a heavy industrial band. We often toured and this time when we arrived in Sydney we found that our track “In Gods Name” which put a bit of a twist on the lords prayer had ruffled the feathers of some local Christians. They decided we should not play our shows in their area, as we were clearly under the influence of the devil. Lol, what a crock of shit, seriously it made me laugh then and I still brings a smile to my face. The funny thing is that we still played our show, we gained publicity and the simple minded Christians that protested at our show were drowned…it was raining so hard that night. Their god seemed to be busy with other things.
Many years later I found I was asked not to come back by a printing company as I was once again under the influence of the devil. You see I have a label that has clothing with devil girls and the dreaded 666, and the owners of this printing company are very religious. I was told even though I was a lovely chap, and that they thought my work was fantastic and I was talented that I was spreading the devils work. No im serious, this was a year ago, no I didn’t go back in time, it was in sunny Noosa, not the dark woods of Salem

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